I wanted to drop by and ask:
What the HELL is wrong with you people?
Since 2007, you people have insisted on sending Michelle Bachmann back to Congress. OK--I'll give you a pass on the first go round. You didn't know. You couldn't quite possibly suspect. But for the last five terms--an entire decade--you people have sent this moron back to Congress to represent you.
Don't get me wrong--I am a "filthy liberal"--but this isn't a "red or blue" thing. This is common-fucking-sense! Or in Michelle's case, the lack thereof...
I have to wonder--is this a "goof?" Is this 6th District of Minnesota populated by fatalists waiting for the next asteroid to slam into the Earth and end it all? As you're waiting for "death from above," a few of you thought it might be funny to send Michelle to Congress??!?
Dude #1: We're going to die bro...
Dude #2: Yo--it won't be the fire that kills us, the force of impact alone will kill us!
Dude #1: Y'know what would be really funny? Sending Michelle to Congress...
Is that how it went?
Of course, Michelle's $23 Million unprecedented war chest in a House race and 12 to 1 advantage in spending didn't hurt either. Let's set aside the fact that to amass that war chest would require near constant fundraising. Let's also set aside the fact that even though I'm questioning the 6th District's intelligence, I doubt even you folks are that dumb to hand her all that money. Which means ol' Michelle is largely wondering the greater continental United States at fundraisers "representing" you--the 6th District.
...and make no mistake, Michelle proudly embraces you--her constituents--while fundraising out of state. Again, this is not a red or blue thing, I just have to wonder: Is she the only Republican Conservative in the 6th District? She can't be!! The last election proved that. Slightly more than half you district voted for her based on party lines--it had to be! You certainly aren't voting for her based on "vision," "leadership," or legislation passed!
You've managed to continuously elect the Congressional equivalent of "Knock Knock Joke." Aside from being a Congressional and National embarrassment, Bachmann's only contribution in the political process is being a rather uninformed "grenade-thrower." She really doesn't know what she's talking about, often ad-libs and goes off script (much to her staff' and campaign manager's chagrin), and doesn't really seem to care about facts at all.
I'm sure you've heard them all--and more! Whether it's Michelle likening herself to home town hero John Wayne (not "The Duke,"--John Wayne Gayce, the serial killer) or believing John Quincy Adams to be one of the Founding Fathers, or that filling out your Census forms might get you rounded up into an "internment camp," you've heard them.
C'mon 6th District!! There are pages of this shit on line! You couldn't have missed this!!
Okay...maybe you value her "eccentricities." But do you pay attention to what this dim-wit puts up for legislation? It's either hypocritical, self-serving, or ridiculous. Michelle, who is no fan of the Federal Government, social services, or taxes, introduced "The School Choice for Foster Kids Act." This bill would allow for funding for foster children to go to private schools with transportation included. Now...can you think of anyone in your district who might...just might...have a substantial number of foster children who might benefit from such funding? There was the "Minnesota Bridge Repair Act" of October 2007. Take a wild guess what that was for! Weird huh?!? After all of Michelle's talk about "cutting spending," government waste, and pork-barrel projects, seems ol' Michelle went after some "pork" for you folks! I don't fault her for this...this is what she should be doing! But to turn around and act like some fiscal prude is just hypocritical. Finally, we got to Michelle's signature piece of legislation: "The Light bulb Freedom of Choice Act!" I shit you not!
Even beyond the idiotic bills that Michelle has sponsored, there are the numerous failed bills that Michelle--as an amazingly polarizing figure--can't even get support for!
Do you remember where you were June 3, 2008? No? That was when dear ol' Michelle finally got a resolution passed in the House to...wait for it...celebrate Minnesota's 150th Anniversary!! June 3 might not ring any bells to you because the proclamation was signed three weeks after the actual anniversary date. Michelle originally tried to get the ball rolling in December of 2007, but none of other Republican House Majority members gave a shit about it. She then reintroduced the bill in January 2008 and it took her five months to get it approved and signed. ...in a House filled with fellow Republicans!
If you're from Minnesota, you should be shocked, appalled, and embarrassed. Granted you probably didn't know or even care that your state celebrated a 150th Anniversary. Come to think of it, many of you can't be too bright considering you sent Bachmann back five times already... But to be fair, I can't tell you how old New York is off the top my head either, but dates aren't the point here. Keep in mind: This is one of two bills successfully authored by Bachmann in her six terms as your representative. This cunt has the balls to constantly heckle the President about not correcting a faulty economy quick enough, not ending wars quick enough, not healing the housing market quick enough, and not reducing the deficit fast enough; yet it takes her five goddamn months to pass a feel-good trifle of a bill in a House full of Republicans?!? Seriously--you or I could have got the billed passed faster. The real "kicker" is that some of you fucking nitwits thought she'd make a great President! She can't get her fellow Republicans to sign off on how old your fucking state is and you think she's going to tackle the deficit?!? And just for more "chuckles," you sent this stupid cunt back to Washington!
|She Couldn't Get Support for Him!|
Maybe you're all masochists. Maybe you are aware of some pending comet or asteroid and this is all a "goof." Maybe you're terribly forgiving people and have long since decided "She means well,but..."
She really is a miserable bitch! As the GOP Presidential convention struggled to arrange its convention in the path of Hurricane Irene, prominent Republican Governors like Rick Scott of Florida and Bobby Jindahl of Louisiana ran home to "mind the store." What did former Presidential Candidate Bachman have to say:
"I don't know how much God has to do to get the attention of the politicians. We've had an earthquake; we've had a hurricane. He said, 'Are you going to start listening to me here? Listen to the American people, because the American people are roaring right now, They know government is on a morbid obesity diet and we've got to rein in the spending."In case you forgot: Hurricane Irene killed 20 people. In Michelle's "wisdom," as her prominent GOP colleagues scattered to watch over their states, Michelle believes that "God" actually gives a fuck about the deficit of the United States of America. And vengeful prick that He is, "God" isn't going to send a storm to Washington--no sir! He's going to lash out at people who have absolutely nothing to do with the deficit and who, because of the storm, might actually be praying to this cocksucker that their home doesn't get destroyed. I personally wonder if Michelle has asked for forgiveness from her Prick of a Spiritual Lord over the Minnesotan bridge and foster care nonsense. I leave it to you to decide what in this is offensive.
Of course this wasn't the only time your representative has used the "God card."
|Bachmann's "Hand of God."|
By my count, Michelle's high-maintenance "God" is responsible for over 3,000 deaths because he isn't getting enough "face time" and is disgruntled that we owe the Chinese money. Michelle's "God" can go suck a bag of dicks!
...and remember 6th District, she's YOUR representative! She is supposedly indicative of what you believe, what you want, and what your values are. Is this you?
You can put an end to this! Only you. The 2014 mid-terms are rapidly approaching and I'm going to let you in on a secret; a secret that might--just might--cost me dearly with the rest of the "coven of liberal elite socialists hell-bent on destroying your country:" You can send another Conservative Republican to Washington instead of Michelle! It's true. This isn't about red or blue, liberal or conservative, or democrat or republican. This is about crazy. Crazy is what you've sent back to the House five times. If you want to send a Democrat--awesome! But if you are a red district, don't you want someone who is at least productive?
A little recap: Your Representative Bachmann who chides the U.S. Government for being "ineffectual and wasteful," is herself ineffectual and wasteful. She successfully passed two pieces of legislation one of them being a "fluff" piece to recognize your state's anniversary and even that she couldn't do on time. She's railed against "pork" and "welfare," while authoring bills for pork and trying to create subsidies that would benefit herself. She's thundered on about the economy and how bad it is. Meanwhile she's managed to raise $11.5 million dollars per year to fight for re-election. She's squawks about "leadership," meanwhile she hurls unfounded accusations of the Muslim infiltrations, un-American activities, and believes the Almight Lord to be a serial killer. Why do you insist on paying this woman?
Now some of you nitwits--and there are nitwits as you managed to send her to Congress five times--might actually believe I'm part of some "group" to destabilize Michelle. To that I would ask you sincerely: You think this stupid bitch is "stable?!?" Nothing could be further from the truth. As a supposed "lib," as much as I despise Michelle, she's gold. If you are a true conservative of the 6th District, I should be thanking you! This woman can single-handily destroy a conservative talking point with but an utterance. But as a regular guy, I think you and I can set politics aside for a moment and find common ground on the idea that the families of victims of terrorism ought not to feel as if "God" is punishing them.
The Ball is in your 6th District!